The Return of the Revenge of the Night of the Day of the Living Dead Blog

Dearest Internet,

After nearly two years in bloggy hiatus, this tiny laptop that has been tempting and taunting me for quite a spell has won me over.

Explanation? I guess I do owe you one. You were such a startling part of everything…

I dunno. But if it reassures you, I don’t do much better in real life social situations. Pour my heart out as I may, and may have, surely did, it just all went beserk in my head one fine day in, of all places, Dallas.

(Note to self – restrain from making major decisions whilst in Dallas.)

 Okay, explanation? Here it comes.

  You were smothering me, internet. I needed to work some stuff out in my brain and there’s only so much room in there. You became a big gross monster thingy that took over my brain and my life. I couldn’t hack  handle it anymore. I needed to break it off for a while. Or maybe see what else was out there.

 Getting to the point here… I’m back. That is, if you’ll have me, dearest sweety honeypot internet. I want to try to work things out. If you’ll have me.

I don’t think I’ll please you any more than I did in the past. I don’t aim to either. I guess I shouldn’t beat around the proverbial bush either, I’m hitched, so I don’t think things are going to get as steamy as you might like. My plan? To use you, abuse (?) you, and when I’m bored with you, probably once again leave you high and dry.

In any case, let’s live for the moment.

 Smoochy?

 Gros bisous,

Sassy