Sassy’s guide to shooting up :

2007 December 5

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1.) Place needle directly pointing directly over skin as if ready to pop a balloon,

2.) Do not apply pressure - wait patiently with it against the skin until the moment when skin actually absorbs needle before your very eyes and it just slides in,

3.) Inject liquid,

4.) Remove needle.

After five days straight repeated you begin to feel like a pro. Actually, the hardest part is fighting off the love of your life if he has decided that he can do it better and is still dying to give you a poke in the arse.  Just in case you were wondering, giving yourself a shot in the belly is way freakier than it sounds. And easier at the same time. Except for the ‘fighting off Manboy’ part.

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 5

    Ouch ouch ouch. I hate needles.

  2. 2007 December 5

    IN DA BELLY?

    SERIOUSLY?

    AAACK!

  3. 2007 December 5

    Awww! I hope it is going well. Just think, it is for an incredible cause!

  4. 2007 December 5

    You are a brave woman. I always have to look away.

  5. 2007 December 6

    “…giving yourself a shot in the belly is way freakier than it sounds.”

    Freakier than it sounds? Ack! ‘Cause it already sounds pretty freaky to me. (Even without having to fight off an enthusiastic manboy.) I’m glad it’s gotten a bit easier. And I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for the payoff.

  6. 2007 December 6

    Oooh! I had to do that a couple of years ago when I donated some eggs. It was strangely satisfying. I liked making the pen click when adjusting the dose (perhaps they added some crack to the shot to make sure I’d keep it up). Although the trigger shot was the best because I got to mix that myself and inject it the old-fashioned way.

    Though I never had to fight anyone for the honor of making the poke. Perhaps Manboy will let you poke him back?

  7. 2007 December 6

    I can just imagine him…”Just lay there sweetheart, while I JAB YOU!!!”

    Doesn’t sound like fun at all, but hey, if it works!

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