We have egg, my dearies.

2007 December 7
by sassy

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Sassy’s body likes fertility drugs, to the point that sends Sassy’s bent over moaning as her ovaries grunt and grind within her. She can feel the wheels ‘a turnin’ as they work the overtime shift.

Mandoctor attested to Sassy’s testimony, “It’s on the left ! I can FEEL it !” with a curt remark about a good egg and -swoosh- decided that she was ripe for the picking two whole days ahead of schedule. Ovulation was jump started (another belly shot) and we will be inseminating -

THIS MORNING.

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 7

    Whoo! Good luck! I will be thinking fertilize-y thoughts for you today!

  2. 2007 December 7

    YAY!!! Good Luck!

  3. 2007 December 7

    Good luck! I suggest eating some pancakes with syrup to get those eggs to stick to your uterus. Or, whatever sticky food you like. ;-)

  4. 2007 December 7

    Oh how exciting and a whole 2 days early! I’m crossing my fingers!!

  5. 2007 December 7

    Good luck! I’m praying for you! (I figure the Man in charge is wise to internet monikers and knows exactly who I’m referring to when I say Sassy and Manboy.)

  6. 2007 December 7

    Good luck. I think peanut butter is a good, sticky food. Eat lots of peanut butter!

  7. 2007 December 8

    Good luck!

  8. 2007 December 8

    Too much information. TOOOOOO much information! Still, good luck Sassy and Manboy! Getting there is half the fun ;) .

  9. 2007 December 9

    That is fantastic!!! I will be thinking sticky egg thoughts for you!

  10. 2007 December 10

    Ooh! Sounds like a good egg to me! Peanut butter’s an excellent idea. And oh so yummy. I second the vote for peanut butter. And standing on your head afterward. I hear that works.

  11. 2007 December 10

    We have the same insemination day. We’ll tick off the two week wait days together. Good luck!

  12. 2007 December 10

    Best wishes!

  13. 2007 December 11

    YAY!! I can’t wait to hear the good news…

  14. 2007 December 15

    Good golly, that is exciting. Fingers and toes crossed over here.

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